Ok, lets call him BEE. A one SMALL, FAT, IRRITATING bee i ever seen!

What happened today?
- He asked stupid question again.
- He thought he is the smartest person in the world again.
- He thought he taught me something (which i already knew) new.
One smart alerk..
Issue: Dividends
Most of the people know that if one investor buys stock which is declaring a dividend before its Ex-date, is entitled to....
DIVIDENDS!
BEE:"Ernie, do you know if Mr XXX is entitled to dividends?"
ME: "If he still has the shares before ex-date, he is entitled to."
BEE: "I remember its one day before rite?"
ME:"Huh? what one day before?"
BEE:" One day before lor. To be entitled to dividends."
ME: "I dun understand what you are talking about...."
BEE:"Its ok. I go find out." (Checking everywhere in the company)
BEE:" Ernie, Mr XXX is entitled to dividends!" (Remember I mentioned earlier that the client is entitled to dividends? DUH... and he cont..) "Let me explain. If the client has the shares before the ex-date, he is entitled to dividends. It applies even one day before the ex-date. Still in time."
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BEE reminds me of

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I CANT STAND IT.....
I dun think I am learning anything from him...
~sigh~